Ahhh, mini reviews. They’re short, they’re easy, they’re fun. Informative and personal all in one go! What’s not to like?
Today’s weekly batch of reviews is brought to you by an eccentric love of all subgenres of romance, plus the Millions Great Book Preview for 2020 (why was it so uninspiring this year, by the way???) I’m presenting reviews for:
- You Had Me at Hola by Alexis Daria
- Crooked Hallelujah by Kelli Jo Ford
- A Touch of Stone and Snow by Milla Vane
- Chaos Reigning by Jessie Mihalik
Keep scrolling to learn the secrets of my heart—or just to get my quick and dirty thoughts on these four books…
Author: Alexis Daria
Published: August 4, 2020
Genre(s): Romance: Contemporary
Page Count: 384
Rating:
Summary from Goodreads:After a messy public breakup, soap opera darling Jasmine Lin Rodriguez finds her face splashed across the tabloids. When she returns to her hometown of New York City to film the starring role in a bilingual romantic comedy for the number one streaming service in the country, Jasmine figures her new “Leading Lady Plan” should be easy enough to follow—until a casting shake-up pairs her with telenovela hunk Ashton Suárez.
After his last telenovela character was killed off, Ashton is worried his career is dead as well. Joining this new cast as a last-minute addition will give him the chance to show off his acting chops to American audiences and ping the radar of Hollywood casting agents. To make it work, he’ll need to generate smoking-hot on-screen chemistry with Jasmine. Easier said than done, especially when a disastrous first impression smothers the embers of whatever sexual heat they might have had.
With their careers on the line, Jasmine and Ashton agree to rehearse in private. But rehearsal leads to kissing, and kissing leads to a behind-the-scenes romance worthy of a soap opera. While their on-screen performance improves, the media spotlight on Jasmine soon threatens to destroy her new image and expose Ashton’s most closely guarded secret.
I liked this, but it did not wow me. Partially, this may have been a matter of taste—I wouldn’t say that books about celebrities or entertainers are my Thing—I appreciate the fact that the do, in fact, entertain me, but I’m not very interested in their private lives or daily routines.
But primarily, I was not engaged by the characters or the chemistry/build-up between them. I felt that the female lead is extremely kind, open, and vulnerable, whereas her male costar is emotionally closed-off and rigid. The reader sees Jasmine exert a great deal of emotional labor throughout the text, but Ashton’s “come to Jesus” moment happens very late in the game. He promises a lot of things, but the book ends immediately after his big moment, and after so many pages watching Jasmine try to eke something out of him, it wasn’t enough to satisfy me that he’d started to change in a meaningful way. I would have liked to see an extra chapter after the grand gesture where he practices what he preaches.
Otherwise, this was a fun, upbeat book with a great diverse cast. I truly appreciated the care and attention given to Latinx people being successful and finding joy here. Also, Daria is a good writer.
Author: Kelli Jo Ford
Published: July 14, 2020
Genre(s): Literary Fiction
Page Count: 304
Rating:
Summary from Goodreads:It's 1974 in the Cherokee Nation of Oklahoma and fifteen-year-old Justine grows up in a family of tough, complicated, and loyal women, presided over by her mother, Lula, and Granny. After Justine's father abandoned the family, Lula became a devout member of the Holiness Church—a community that Justine at times finds stifling and terrifying. But Justine does her best as a devoted daughter, until an act of violence sends her on a different path forever. Crooked Hallelujah tells the stories of Justine—a mixed-blood Cherokee woman—and her daughter, Reney, as they move from Eastern Oklahoma's Indian Country in the hopes of starting a new, more stable life in Texas amid the oil bust of the 1980s. However, life in Texas isn't easy, and Reney feels unmoored from her family in Indian Country. Against the vivid backdrop of the Red River, we see their struggle to survive in a world—of unreliable men and near-Biblical natural forces, like wildfires and tornados—intent on stripping away their connections to one another and their very ideas of home.
In lush and empathic prose, Kelli Jo Ford depicts what this family of proud, stubborn, Cherokee women sacrifice for those they love, amid larger forces of history, religion, class, and culture. This is a big-hearted and ambitious novel of the powerful bonds between mothers and daughters by an exquisite and rare new talent.
Part of the problem here is that I erroneously believed Crooked Hallelujah is a novel with a “traditional” structure. It is not. Kelli Jo Ford’s first book is a collection of interconnected short stories. The same family is the center of it all, but the individual chapters stand alone. Ford crosses back and forth across time, changes narrators, switches between first and third person (even for the same narrator). It’s an interesting method of storytelling, and I’m not opposed to it—I just have never, and will never, liked short stories. Fiction of less than 150 pages is almost always a tough sell, as far as my tastes are concerned.
Beyond that, I found that I did not much care for the subject-matter of Crooked Hallelujah. The author portrays several generations of women locked in a cycle of poverty and abusive relationships—the cyclical nature of their oppression is the major through-line, but I don’t feel that it was resolved. I’m not suggesting that I wanted the characters to “break free” from poverty or attain a white person’s idealized “American Dream.” But I felt like the poverty and abuse were heavy, constant presences that are never acknowledged, merely lived with. This, in its turn, made the book heavy and depressing in a manner I’m not sure the author intended.
But in any case, I did not like this book.
Series: A Gathering of Dragons #2
Author: Milla Vane
Published: July 21, 2020
Genre(s): Romance: Science Fiction & Fantasy
Page Count: 398
Rating:
Summary from Goodreads:Danger lurks in the western realms. The Destroyer’s imminent return has sent the realms into turmoil as desperate citizens seek refuge—but there’s no safety to be found when demons and wraiths crawl out from the shadows. Even Koth, a northern island kingdom left untouched by the Destroyer a generation past, is besieged by terrors spawned from corrupt magics.
When Lizzan leads the Kothan army against these terrors, only to see her soldiers massacred and to emerge as the only survivor, she is called a coward and a deserter. Shunned from her home, Lizzan now wanders in solitude as a mercenary for hire, until she encounters a group of warriors seeking new alliances with the northern kingdoms—a group that includes Aerax, the bastard prince of Koth, and the man who sent her into exile.
Though they were childhood friends, Aerax cannot allow himself to be close to the only woman who might thwart his treacherous plan to save their island realm. But when a goddess's demand binds them together, Lizzan and Aerax must find a way to overcome their painful pasts. Or there will be no future for the western realms...
Not as good as the first one, but really who could beat A BLOODY HANDJOB AFTER MURDERING YOUR BROTHER 😭 (Seriously, maybe go read my review for A Heart of Blood and Ashes because…it’s some semi-good writing.)
But back to this book! I liked it, obviously, but I think it was a better fantasy novel than a romance novel, if that makes sense. The story is basically one big long roadtrip, with a lot of strange and exciting obstacles along the way. Per the religious belief of the culture, the couple can’t have sex until it’s a full moon (which was literally the main conflict in the first book as well, so ughhh); as a result it’s just a lot of unresolved sexual tension. In a sentence: two long-separated lovers are reunited, clear up some big misunderstandings, save their people, and FINALLY lose their virginities to each other.
Also: they have a giant magical murder kitty.
Series: Consortium Rebellion #3
Author: Jessie Mihalik
Published: May 19, 2020
Genre(s): Romance: Science Fiction & Fantasy
Page Count: 416
Rating:
Summary from Goodreads:As the youngest member of her High House, Catarina von Hasenberg is used to being underestimated, but her youth and flighty, bubbly personality mask a clever mind and stubborn determination. Her enemies, blind to her true strength, do not suspect that Cat is a spy—which makes her the perfect candidate to go undercover at a rival House’s summer retreat to gather intelligence on their recent treachery.
Cat’s overprotective older sister reluctantly agrees, but on one condition: Cat cannot go alone. Alexander Sterling, a quiet, gorgeous bodyguard, will accompany her, posing as her lover. After Cat tries, and fails, to ditch Alex, she grudgingly agrees, confident in her ability to manage him. After all, she’s never found a person she can’t manipulate.
But Alex proves more difficult—and more desirable—than Cat anticipated. When she’s attacked and nearly killed, she and Alex are forced to work together to figure out how deep the treason goes. With rumors of widespread assaults on Serenity raging, communications down, and the rest of her family trapped off-planet, Catarina must persuade Alex to return to Earth to expose the truth and finish this deadly battle once and for all.
But Cat can’t explain why she’s the perfect person to infiltrate hostile territory without revealing secrets she’d rather keep buried...
This was…fine. The entire series occupies some sort of liminal, pseudo-romance space, and that’s really clear here, where the science fiction plot isn’t QUITE exciting enough, but the romantic aspects also feel underdeveloped, too.
Here, the love story feels pervasive, but doesn’t actually take up that much content. It’s like a romance that can’t commit to the genre. On the sci-fi side, the big plot arcs that have been developing over the trilogy fizzled out by the end, in my opinion. For a book that’s supposed to be about a “Consortium Rebellion,” there actually wasn’t any rebellion, and the anticlimactic conclusion sees the same power structures still in place that have been there for the past 400 years, just with a new generation on the throne. Girl, that’s not a rebellion, that’s just rebranding the same old dictatorship.
Overall: it was fun, but not satisfying.